Falcon Hauk is a fat heavy metal musician who appears in the Rise of Sqeegee 8. His only known song is
"Blue Orchid", which is actually just a song he stole from a band called The White Stripes. Falcon Hauk wears all blue clothes, with yellow shades, and he has a skull on his crotch (weird, right). He was created by Russmarrs2 in 2010 and featured in a video with the Blue Orchid music playing. The video is quite possibly Russmarrs2's least viewed video. He also seems to be a magnet for the Random duck.