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Bluster

Black Luster Sqeegee is a form Cyborg Sqeegee gains when he shoves his head up a Blooper's buttcrack. Yep, you read that right. Cyborg Sqeegee sneaks up on a Blooper, and jumps up to it, forcing his head into its butt. It's pretty gross actually. Anyways, once this occurs, Cyborg Sqeegee is reborn as a non-cybernetic version of himself, more similar to the real Sqeegee. The Blooper he joined with now appears on his head as a hat, and is now purple. He also wears a purple cloak and armor. Most of Black Luster Sqeegee's attacks are related to darkness like Dark Sqeegee's, and do not involve silly moves such as farting and peeing like Cyborg Sqeegee's moves do.

The Rise of Sqeegee 8[]

Black Luster Sqeegee appears in The Rise of Sqeegee 8, showing up after Cyborg Sqeegee rams his head up a Blooper squid's butt. The result is Black Luster Sqeegee, who proclaims "Oh yessss." in a rather sexy voice upon his debut. He is then greeted by Barnacle Boy, who states "The creatures of the deep seem to have lost some of their luster.". They then fight, with Black Luster Sqeegee winning. Black Luster Sqeegee then goes on to fight Michael Jackson, and wins, although Jackson still seems to be capable of getting up after being defeated. He makes his final appearance later on, prompting Omega Sqeegee to fuse with him once Omega Sqeegee is defeated by Dark Angel Weegee. They fuse, and the result is the insanely powerful Omnipotent Sqeegee. Omnipotent Sqeegee later absorbed Dark Angel Weegee to become SquidWordier, though Black Luster Sqeegee does not appear inside of SquidWordier's subconscious. Black Luster Sqeegee is indirectly killed when SquidWordier is reduced to his base form of Squidward.

The Rise of Weegee[]

There is no confirmation whatsoever that Black Luster Sqeegee will return as of now, but due to a new model of Cyborg Sqeegee being developed, it is now theoretically possible for there to be a new incarnation of Black Luster Sqeegee. Though this version of Cyborg Sqeegee is legitimately loyal to Plankton, it is not known if this loyalty would be retained through powering into Black Luster Sqeegee.

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